Taking Obama Literally

What are we to think Obama is going to do? Every time he opens his mouth we hear about some new program or some sort of spending he wants to do. It gets kind of funny and scary when you start analyzing what he says vs. reality.

Below you will find what he has done vs. reality. It is written in a first person point of view to demonstarte what Obama has said and what he must have meant. Reality is far different then what he has stated.

I decided to close Guantanimo Bay Prison. I have no idea what I am going to do with the prisoners currently housed there. Maybe we can put them in US prisons and have civilian trials for them. The only problem is that no state is willing to accept them and nation secrets may be revealed in civilian court. Also we may not have civilian laws that they could be charged with since what they did was on the battle field in a foreign country. We may have to let them out into the general population where the American taxpayer will have to foot the bill for them to live. But make no mistake about it, you will be safe.

We inherited a trillion dollar deficit. Under my plan we will get rid of this deficit by borrowing even more money. We plan to borrow an additional 3 trillion dollars and then print more money then is sustainable in the economy. No worries. Rest assured that your government is working for you. When you can no longer afford the basics of life because of the coming hyper-inflations, the government will simply print more money. Don't worry, the government has got your back.

We will invest in "clean" technologies. Although this will cause over 6 million people to loose their jobs, it will create 4 million new jobs building wind turbines and cleaning up all the carcasses of the birds that have a tendency to fly into them. We will demonize industries and tax them into oblivion because their technology, even though the most efficient, is harming the planet. Just because the scientific data doesn't support this claim, it does not mean it is not true.

We will follow the lead of England and nationalize your health care. This will be funded by money that doesn't exist. Remember, I control the printing press. We will model it after the grossly inefficient Medicare system which will reach insolvency by 2016. Don't worry about having a choice of treatments or doctors. I will set up a rationing board similar to that of England's. We will decide who gets life saving treatment and who will have to wait and most likely die before receiving care.

I will oversee the reconstruction of the automotive industry. We need a plan to force people into unsafe cars that very few people want. Anyone holding the bonds of these auto companies will be demonized if they refuse to accept 30 cents on the dollar of their investment. The time for profit is not now.

I have appointed several people called czars to oversee the institution of my plans. So the Constitution says the Congress has the power to make laws. Over the last few decades, the Congress has shown itself inept in redistributing wealth to all Americans. They have show that they cannot adequately distribute economic justice. So as the chief executive, I am taking control to make sure that income is returned to its rightful owners, the people who haven't earned it.

We no longer have a "War on Terrorism." Instead I have instructed the Department of Homeland Security to turn its attention toward returning veterans, those who believe in the Constitution, people who are against abortion and people who support third party candidates. These are the true threats, anyone who disagrees with my positions.

And in conclusion I will nominate judges for for the federal courts who will uphold my philosophy and ignore the Constitution. My first choice is an exceptional example of a judge that will not uphold the Constitution, but rewrite it. Judge Sotomayor. She has been caught on tape making racist comments about white people. She belongs to a known racist organization, La Raza (The Race.) She has also been caught on tape saying that it is the job of appellate court judges to set policy and write law. She is the perfect candidate to destroy what little is left of the document that is restraining me from become an outright dictator, The Constitution.